The Long Dark Tech-Time of the Soul

This is a technology focused blog that describes my trials and tribulations with techonlogy which, no matter what brave new world is promised to be just around the corner, nearly always fails to live up to expectations.

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Y2K de ja vu: digitally challenged gas pumps

The acronym LOL comes to mind when I read about gas pumps that can't display a $3 gallon. I mean, the whole Y2K problem I can understand, but what pray tell was someone thinking when they left of digits 3 to 9 on one of the mechanical pumps? Did it really save any money to do that, wasn't it actually more expensive to have a special dollar indicator with less than 10 digits on it? Doh!

However, while I'm laughing out loud about mechanical pumps with a G3G (gas-three-gallon) problem I'm starting to wonder about what happens when the $10 gallon comes along which surely can't be that far away, probably when oil reaches $200 a barrel I guess. At that point the G10G (gas-ten-gallon) problem will be apon us. Better start planning now because I reckon there are tons of digital pumps with only one digit to display the dollar amount.

My suggested solution for G10G - sell it by the pint (because we certainly couldn't do it by the liter as the Europeans and Canadians do!). I figure that solution will probably see us through to the end of the oil age, assuming of course it doesn't compound the problem due to SUVs and trucks requiring over a 1000 pints to fill up!

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